The Wizard House — I have to admit, your daughter’s dog’s...

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amethyystfox asked:

I have to admit, your daughter’s dog’s misadventures with gummies had me giggling. Especially when I did the math and realized my own favorite gummies are 25 mg of THC each, and I often only eat a half at a time. No wonder the poor pooch kept forgetting he had feet! At least he didn’t have a bad trip. If he’s anything like my baby, being couch-locked is his default setting anyways.

These are the ones I eat when I’m working long hours in the Art Mines, and so I had them cut up into quarters bc I don’t want to get stoned, really, just take the edge off and make me relax my shoulders. So normally I eat like… a quarter of one? like 2.5 mg? And this doofus ate 60.

Cap is a pretty chill dude, but he’s only like… seven and a half, so he’s got plenty of energy in him yet.